What the Neighbors Hear


"What’s wrong?"

"Was it a fly or something?"

"Oh, hey, that’s not fair. You just want to play?"

"But you changed your cry. It wasn’t the standard, “Come play with me Mommy !” cry. It was different."

"No fair changing your cry. And yeah it’s a rule. You cannot change your play cry without notice. Look it up!"

"Oh yeah, you say it isn’t fair because it’s an unwritten rule, but I got news for you, buddy."

"You can’t read either."

[… finally noticing the open door …] "Sigh" … [whisper] "…no fair making me sound like a crazy ole woman either."

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